Annyeonghaseyo!
If Chuck Norris would have found out about this one, i'd be dead next morning.
My 15 favorite Chuck Norris Facts(no order):
1.Chuck Norris is the only person to win a tennis game versus a brick wall.
2.On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
3.Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
4.When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
5.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
6.A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
7.Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
8.Chuck Norris’ favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
9.If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
10.Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
11.Chuck Norris can divide by zero
12.Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
13.When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
14.To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
15.When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
**I hope you laughed...hehe
